Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
Not enough minerals.
None, they were all minerals.
System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
She sings with the other hand.
Nobody takes him for granite.
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.
A flat minor.
A-flat minor (or a broken piano)
May Day!
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
I can't feel my face when I'm with you...
You can feel his presents ...