Nobody takes him for granite.
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Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
They all have phones.
I don't know what the worlds coming to
As many as want to be!
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
A carb-o-rater
On the rocks
Because she wanted to rock and roll.
A Magic Johnson.
Roll-AIDS*
You can have my beer if you let me go."
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
To catch her false teeth.
Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."
He only Phelps himself.
Your mom.
