Magic Johnson Jokes

How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

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How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair?

Roll-AIDS*

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What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.

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Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

What color is a cheerleader?

A: Yeller.