Wheel Chair Jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?

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What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.

What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair?

Roll-AIDS*

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My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

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By using his Magic Johnson.