What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

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How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.

What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?

Virgin mobile