What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?

Virgin mobile

What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.