What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

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How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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A bull-shiht!

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What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

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