Synonym Roll Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

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What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.