What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

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How is your diet going?

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What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks