Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

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ABCD

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Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

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What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

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Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

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They lost two towers

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I am Root.

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Because Botswana have fun.

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What is censorship?

removed

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They remove all attachments.

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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.