Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

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Apple Employee Jokes More Apple Employee Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

removed

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you call someone who strictly prefers white rice over brown rice?

A goddamn riceist

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!