Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Acdc Jokes More Acdc Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.