Android Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Acdc Jokes More Acdc Jokes

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band?

AC/DC

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Mofongo Jokes More Mofongo Jokes

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

they both like to root around in your cellar

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level