Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

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Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.