Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a sedan.

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.