What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"