What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.