What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

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What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."