What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

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They had way to many chinks in their armor.

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai