What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What's a balloon's least favorite music?

Pop.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in Indonesia?

A Kraken-towa!

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

Happend Jokes More Happend Jokes

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.