What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

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How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !