What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

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Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "