Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

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What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !

What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings