Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction

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What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !