Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!