Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"