Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.