Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

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Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

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Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

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What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.