Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

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What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They are two tired.