What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.