How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Blonde Die Jokes More Blonde Die Jokes

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.