How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

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Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.