What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Put velcro on the ceiling.

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To stop Hispanic attacks.

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He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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With a razor and their wrist.

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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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He responds, "One note at a time."

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Don't stop, bereaving!

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Make-bereave

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

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With a funeral.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.