What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.