How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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How does a french alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr."

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.