How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

How did Maxwell greet Ampre?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

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Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos?

Everybody hates Pilipinos.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.