How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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How did Maxwell greet Ampere?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.