Bereave Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

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What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato"

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do you call a dead asian?

A failure

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers