Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Washington Dc Jokes More Washington Dc Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O