What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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Where did Mary go when the bombs went off?

Everywhere.

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!