How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

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What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

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Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."