How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."