How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

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How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

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How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

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How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.