What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What do sick composers drink?

Tchai Tea

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

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What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble