Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's Mr. Skeltal's favorite candy?

Dootsie rolls.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.