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What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

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What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

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What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

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Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.