What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber?

There was too much gas in them.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Despise Jokes More Despise Jokes

Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.

What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?

A country.