What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What's the difference between an 115 year old man and a 46 year old woman ?

sixty-nine

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are gold fish orange ?

The water makes them rusty !

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

Flint Michigan Jokes More Flint Michigan Jokes

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.