What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What did the Magician say when he took some Adderall?

Hocus Focus

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd