What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd