How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?

Both do hat tricks !

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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.