How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.