Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Why are men like paper cups?

They're disposable

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What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.