Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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How many men are in each corner?

3/5

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.