Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians