Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."