How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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What do you call a lazy baker?

A loafer...

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.