How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What do you call a lazy baker?

A loafer...