Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

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Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes