Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.