Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.