What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless