What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless