Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.