Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!"

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

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Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

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How many times did you get tackled?

m:bleeding Twice

What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle