Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

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Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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Why do all chicken coupes have two doors?

Because if they had four doors they would be sedans.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..