Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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What does the chicken says to the other chicken?

Nothing.

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why do all chicken coupes have two doors?

Because if they had four doors they would be sedans.