What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

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What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

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How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

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What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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What's red and has 7 dents?

Snow White's cherry

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.