What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between A pope and THE pope?

bout tree fiddy.

What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why does the devil get such a bad rap?

Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide...

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.