What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What's red and has 7 dents?

Snow White's cherry