Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Russian Man Jokes More Russian Man Jokes

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov