Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

Russian Man Jokes More Russian Man Jokes

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you