What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What do you get if you microwave welsh horse crap?

PooptyPong.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

What do you call an exploding horse?

Neigh-Palm

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.