What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.