What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What do you get if you microwave welsh horse crap?

PooptyPong.

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.