Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

Grill Cheese Jokes More Grill Cheese Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?