Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Grill Cheese Jokes More Grill Cheese Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese