How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.