Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
Because the trees break wind.
Because it wanted autumnomy
I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
He was trying to get some Natural Light.
I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.
Leave my provolone!
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
B/c it's painful and not required
