Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
There's been a ground breaking discovery...
Hard cheese.
To try to look like their mothers.
I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.
The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk
Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.
To much beer and not enough bathrooms
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
B/c it's painful and not required
