How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required