How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

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What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife