How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!