How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.