How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.