What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

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What is something that Ronda Rousey and myself both have in common?

We only last 48 seconds.

What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common?

neither of us can last more than a minute :(