What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

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What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.