Ronda Rousey Jokes

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

What is something that Ronda Rousey and myself both have in common?

We only last 48 seconds.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

What is stronger than Ronda Rousey?

Her anti-depressants.

How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds?

Ask Ronda Rousey!

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What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball?

I hit that.

What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common?

neither of us can last more than a minute :(

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women