What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are feet so funny?

Because they're "heel areas" ... I'll show myself out

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion?

A bow T.I.E.

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Ronda Rousey Jokes More Ronda Rousey Jokes

What is something that Ronda Rousey and myself both have in common?

We only last 48 seconds.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.