What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Ronda Rousey Jokes More Ronda Rousey Jokes

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey