What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Ronda Rousey Jokes More Ronda Rousey Jokes

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common?

neither of us can last more than a minute :(